Men and too much beer

EFFECTS OF DRINKING TOO MUCH BEER

*Beer contains female hormones.
Last month, scientists from Wits University released the results of a recent research that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

* Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption..The theory is that beer contains female hormones (beer contains Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking too much beer, men turn into women .

* To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each.

Within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

3)Had rosy cheeks

4) Talked excessively without making sense

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive properly

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Urinated while squatting

9) Private organ shrank

10) Lie down with legs outstretched

*No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer

[ Contributed by Ronnie Lim ]