Monday, July 26, 2010

Have YOU reached this point yet?

AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....
PLEASE READ!


Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:


I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.


I lay my car keys on the table,

Put the junk mail in the waste basket under the table,
And notice that the basket is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.
But then I think,

Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table,

And see that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,

So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques,

But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over..

The Coke is getting warm ,

And I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,

A vase of flowers on the counter Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and

Discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first I'm going to water the flowers.


I set the glasses back down on the counter,

Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,

I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,

But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,

Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all darn day,
And I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,

And I'll try to get some help for it, But first I'll check my e-mail...
Do me a favour.

Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!




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