GCE 'O' Level Hokkien Exam

Try this and see how you score.....me.... jin jia ho... score A1.....wahahahaha.....
Try this. VERY SIONG TEST!

chio kah peng!!!!!
Test your Hokkien skills. :)

Testing of your Hokkien skills!!
Just got this from my Ah Beng and Ah Lian friends in Southpoint and I can't stop laughing (even though I failed)...
Instructions
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah.

Section A :
Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Singalella why become rich.

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder hor, and the sisters hor, all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cooklah, cleanlah, rublah, massagelah, blow also simi sai mah pao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. CPF poon boh. Then no new shares oso No money to contribute S$50 ..cannot go out to bank also. But then, kay piak eh ah- pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, "oeh, long chong kee ah." Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru your sisters wu standard.

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and marder. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggimee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua boh kee party?' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.' She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, keelah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock at night olredi. At the party, Ah Ming also quite shien because the char bor all buay sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself,'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat' Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say Ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there but then just it was 12 'clock one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

GRADES:
Gauge Your command of Hokkien
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly: Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zhao. A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly-zhia lat.
E8 Don't understand story and/or catch no ball ? leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean.
F9. Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
Ah see lee bah lu gia A2, mian kee gia ritten exemanation.