HYMN # 365

From a sinner......
Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I hadAll the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile ,
nearly laughing,
'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day,Don't let it stop here.
Pass it on with a smile.
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river.