Saturday, February 7, 2009

Why Chewing Gum is BANNED in Singapore!

A Singaporean was on holiday in another country.
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread,butter and jam.
A local man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.

Local man : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Local man : "We don't. In our country, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to your country."
The local man then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.


Local man : "Do you eat the jelly with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Local man (Chuckling) : "We don't. In our country, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam ........ before we sell it to your country."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in your country?"
Local man : "Why, of course we do."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Local man : "We throw them away, of course."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to your country ........ and that's the real reason we ban the chewing of gums."

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