Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Black Humour !

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything!!'

What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,

then I realized that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :

'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
His father replied : 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine.'

Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :

'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'
The mother wrote back the next day :
'If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father!'



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