New Security Measures !

By now, most of you would have known about the "Shoe throwing incident" on President Bush last visit to Iraq recently.

Cartoonists and humourists are very quick to get onto it.

Here is a perfect example!

Did you PAY ATTENTION ?

What they learn in MED school ???

It is a good lesson to all.
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them:"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not to be disgusted by anything involving the human body.

"For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
Each one tried his best not to puke.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them;"The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention !!! "

ENJOY YOUR LIFE !

"Enjoy it while you can... Live, Laugh and Love!!"

HOW TRUE IT IS
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter,
And winter seems much colder.

I rack my brain for happy thoughts
To put down on my pad.
But lots of things that come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understandAbout 'Living in the Past'.
We used to go to friends' homes,
Football games and lunches..
Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.
We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.
We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall.
But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
That, my friend, is how life is.
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up.......

Before you're too darn old!!
So enjoy it while you can...
Live, Laugh and Love!!







This wonderful poem was sent to me by email and came from Victor Koo.
Thanks Victor for this very timely reminder.
As a matter of fact, in many of the gatherings I have had the pleasure to entertain with a Sing-Along session on Ukulele or Guitar, the old timers never fail to remind each other about this...fact of life.
They always request for me to play the song," Enjoy Yourself..it's later than you think! "
And everyone seems to brighten up with much sparkle and life again.

LOVE YOU...DAD !

BETTER TO HAVE LESS AND BE THANKFUL THAN TO WORSHIP THE THINGS WE HAVE AND FORGET WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT.
THIS STORY BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES. FRIGHTFUL YET POSSIBLY TRUE. LOVE.

Love has no Limit

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father.... with painful eyes he asked "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions..... . Sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, the child had written......
"LOVE YOU DAD".

The next day that man committed suicide. . . . .

Anger and Love has no limits, so let the river of life flow in limits so that this fresh water stream is never scattered.

CORPORATIONS WORLDWIDE !

WORLDWIDE COWPORATIONS

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows.You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows.Both are mad.

ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch and forget about the cows.

SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.

INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them.

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows.You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then mid-way through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1..20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister with all the shit around him.

SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION You have two cows.One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

How to assess TALENT in employees.

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES


1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:


a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.


b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.


c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.


d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.


e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.


g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.


h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.


i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.


j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.


k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.


l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .


Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government!

Two Things...involved in Life!

Don't miss watching this video!

See a real talent at work and watch the audience reaction.

I thoroughly enjoyed this whole episode...only 3 min plus.

Take my advice....WATCH IT !

The Law of The Garbage Truck

The Law of the Garbage Truck


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the street.

The bottom line is that successful people don't let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so... 'Love the people who treat you right. Forgive the ones who don't.'


Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Humour in Court

The last one is the best.....
Q & A's in Courts.

The following comments are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court stenographers who had the torment of not laughing while these exchanges were taking place.

*Question:* What is your date of birth
*Response:* July 15th.
*Question:* What year?
*Response:* Every year.
_____________________________________
*Question:* This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
*Response:* Yes.
Question:* And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Response:* I forget.
*Question:* You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? ______________________________________
*Question:* How old is your son, the one living with you?
Response:* Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
*Question:* How long has he lived with you?
*Response:* Forty-five years.
______________________________________
*Question:* Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? Response:* We both do.
*Question:* Voodoo?
*Response:* We do.
Question:* You do?
Response:* Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

*Question:* Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Response:* Did you actually pass the bar exam? ______________________________________
*Question:* The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Response:* He's twenty.
______________________________________

Question:* Were you present when your picture was taken? ______________________________________
*Question:* So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Response:* Yes.
*Question: And what were you doing at that time? ___________________________________________
*Question: *She had three children, right?
*Response:* Yes.
*Question:* How many were boys?
Response:* None.
Question:* Were there any girls?
_____________________________________
Question:* How was your first marriage terminated?
*Response:* By death.
Question:* And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________
*Question:* Can you describe the individual?
Response:* He was about medium height and had a beard.
*Question:* Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
Question:* Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Response:* All my autopsies are performed on dead people. _____________________________________
*Question:* ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
*Response:* Oral.
______________________________________
Question:* Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Response:* The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
*Question:* And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
*Response:* No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. _____________________________________
*Question:* Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
*Response:* No.
*Question:* Did you check for blood pressure?
*Response:* No.
*Question:* Did you check for breathing?
*Response:* No.
*Question:* So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? *Response:* No.
Question:* How can you be so sure, Doctor?
*Response:* Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Question:* But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
*Response:* Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

GCE 'O' Level Hokkien Exam

Try this and see how you score.....me.... jin jia ho... score A1.....wahahahaha.....
Try this. VERY SIONG TEST!

chio kah peng!!!!!
Test your Hokkien skills. :)

Testing of your Hokkien skills!!
Just got this from my Ah Beng and Ah Lian friends in Southpoint and I can't stop laughing (even though I failed)...
Instructions
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah.

Section A :
Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Singalella why become rich.

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder hor, and the sisters hor, all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cooklah, cleanlah, rublah, massagelah, blow also simi sai mah pao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. CPF poon boh. Then no new shares oso No money to contribute S$50 ..cannot go out to bank also. But then, kay piak eh ah- pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. So he say, "oeh, long chong kee ah." Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru your sisters wu standard.

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and marder. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggimee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua boh kee party?' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.' She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, keelah, I give you money.'

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock at night olredi. At the party, Ah Ming also quite shien because the char bor all buay sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself,'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat' Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say Ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there but then just it was 12 'clock one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

GRADES:
Gauge Your command of Hokkien
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly: Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zhao. A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly-zhia lat.
E8 Don't understand story and/or catch no ball ? leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean.
F9. Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
Ah see lee bah lu gia A2, mian kee gia ritten exemanation.

Blondes...aha!

WHICH ONE
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking..... And one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away..... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ....?????'

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'how can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'you ARE on the other side'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken'

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behindthe wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two New dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're Watch dogs.

The "SILENT" Debate !

You will enjoy the SILENT "debate" between the Pope and the 'smart' Jewish leader.

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.

He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they would have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other. The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The rabbi looked back and raised one finger. Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. 'I pulled out the wine and water to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue’.

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he had won.
'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said.

'First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger.
'Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here.' '
And then what?' asked a woman.
'Who knows?' said the rabbi.
'He took out his lunch so I took out mine.'

Up to your Imagination !

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes come and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

10 Commandments of MARRIAGE

All single people intending to get married had better read these ten commandments first, before taking the plunge.

Ten Commandments of Marriage.

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, "It really works!"

The Stranger on the Plane.

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Spielberg sank the TITANIC !

Best joke in Britain.

A Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )

ONLY ONE in the WORLD !

These pictures do not require any description. They tell their own story clearly.

ONLY IN MALAYSIA !

The LAWS of Ultimate Reality.

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
& Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible crevice furthest away from you.

& Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

& Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire while running late for work.
& Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
& Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
& Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theatre At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
& The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. & Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
& Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking A closed mouth gathers no feet.


& Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Unk Dicko's Observations:
Would any visitor care to share some of your own experiences ?
Funny thing about these "laws"...they are quite true!
Let me tell you about the Law of Close Encounters.
1st Case: Happened a long time ago. I was at the old Casuarina Point in the late 60's and was just taking a sunset stroll when I peered down towards the sea wall. And what did I see? No joke! A very senior member of my profession, someone I knew...with a young lady ( not his wife ...he was married with kids ) in a close embrace. Fortunately, for him..he did not see me. And I did not squeak a word!
2nd case: It was dinner time, and I was looking for food. Suddenly, I bumped into 2 persons I was familiar with. They ( A & B ) are married but not to each other...yet they were holding each others hand as a couple. They were shocked and truly embarassed and threw their hands apart!! No word was spoken between us there. I just smiled...they just WINCED!
I never said a thing to any of them even much later...considering it was none of my business.
3rd Case: Much like the 2nd one, except I only knew Him as a personal friend and his wife too. Yet, he was walking arm in arm with a much younger lady( I never saw before). He WAS VERY SHOCKED to have seen me...and tried quickly to take evasive action among the crowd. Haha!!! Really Ridiculous! How to erase what I have seen? We met again later with his wife...I never said a word or thing.
That's me...Unk Dicko. Never a Marriage breaker.

WELCOME TO WALL STREET !

WALL STREET

If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help...

Once upon a time in a village in Timbaktu, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands of monkeys from the villagers at $10, but, as the supply started to diminished, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy each monkey at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act as the buyer, on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers:"Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected.""I will sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for $50."
The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere!
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Eat PETAI a day, Keeps the doctor away!

Why Petai is good for your health? Petai contains three natural sugarssucrose, fructose and glucose. Combined with fiber, petai gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proved that just two servings of petai provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder petai is the number one fruit with the world‘s leading athletes. But energy isn‘t the only way petai can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating petai. This is because petai contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS(premenstrual syndrome):Forget the pills - eat petai. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anaemia:High in iron, petai can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.

Blood Pressure:This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the petai industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power :200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating petai at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:High in fiber, including petai in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a petai milkshake, sweetened with honey. The petai calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:Petai has a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating petai for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness :Snacking on petai between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites :Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of the petai skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:Petai is high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight:Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers fsound the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:Petai is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control :Many other cultures see petai as a “cooling” fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In hoiland, for example, pregnant women eat petai to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) :Petai can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.

Smoking:Petai can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium petai snack.

Strokes:According to research in “The New England Journal of Medicine, ” eating petai as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%”.

Warts:Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of petai and place it on the wart. Carefully hold the petai in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, as you can see, petai really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, “A Petai a day keeps the doctor away”.

If you want know detail about petai please refer to:
PM Dr.Aminuddin AHK Dept.of PhysiologyMedical faculty of UKM Kuala LumpurTel:6(03)40405157fax:6(03)26939687

HITLER and the ERP !

This is a hilarious spoof about Hitler

and our well-known ERP system. Readers and visitors should take it in the correct spirit and not

jump to the wrong conclusions.

It is worthwhile watching this Youtube for its CREATIVITY and laugh factor!

Can Money buy some Happiness?

Can money buy some Happiness? If used wisely, why not? See for yourself !

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2006.
The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.
They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest.
Look at the before and after photos .

Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women....


ps: Sorry guys if your wife or g/f had seen this post.
I'm certain they will be hounding you to help finance them in similar quests.
And why not? If they turn out looking half as good and half as stunning as these 9 ladies here...you can consider yourself fortunate! Agree?

My Favourite Things!

"My Favourite Things" (with new lyrics) sung by the ever popular and legendary actress Julie Andrews who brought the house down with her rendition.
We are the target audience.
To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'.
Here are the lyrics she used: (Sing It!) -

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favourite things.
When the joints ache, When the hips break,When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humour with others who would appreciate it.)

IRONIES OF LIFE !

IRONIES OF LIFE

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


Women :
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still squander their money on expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they alwaysw say they never have anything thing to wear.
4. Although they say they never have anything to wear yet they are always seen in public dressed impeccably.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', you're still expected to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

And now you know why .......Women are from Venus & Men are from Mars

JAMAICA !

This is a world far, far from us...the country made famous in Calypso songs, sung by the legendary Harry Belafonte.

Any of you remember those songs?

Songs such as..

.....Jamaica Farewell

....Island in the Sun

.... Come Back Eliza

....Mama Boo-Boo Teh

....Man Smart, Women Smarter

....Coconut Woman

....The Banana Boat Song

Don't MESS with CHILDREN !

6 reasons not to mess with children.



* A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.




* A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'




* One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'




* The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'




* A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

* The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

The Loving Husband...!

The Loving Husband

Finally, a man's point of view...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacationto Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

How Deep is Your Love?

Christmas season has come and this is the season as they say "to be jolly"!
I picked this very touching story as a reminder to all of us about the dangers of DRINKING and DRIVING . Do either one if you like but not both. They are just not compatible! Killing oneself is one thing but you may end up permanently changing the structure of another family if you DRINK and DRIVE !!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quicklyThe little boy was still holding the doll in his hand Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.

Very Important Findings..Dairy products, Yoghurt !!!

Extracted from “Your Life in Your Hands” – by Professor Jane Plant: -

I had no alternative but to die or to try to find a cure for myself. I am a scientist - surely there was a rational explanation for this cruel illness that affects one in 12 women in the UK?
I had suffered the loss of one breast, and undergone radiotherapy. I was receiving painful chemotherapy, and had been seen by some of the country's most eminent specialists. But, deep down, I felt certain I was facing death. I had a loving husband, a beautiful home and two young children to care for. I desperately wanted to live.

Fortunately, this desire drove me to unearth the facts, some of which were known only to a handful of scientists at the time. Anyone who has come into contact with breast cancer will know that certain risk factors - such as increasing age, early onset of womanhood, late onset of menopause and a family history of breast cancer - are completely out of our control. But there are many risk factors, which we can control easily.

These 'controllable' risk factors readily translate into simple changes that we can all make in our day-to-day lives to help prevent or treat breast cancer. My message is that even advanced breast cancer can be overcome because I have done it.

The first clue to understanding what was promoting my breast cancer came when my husband Peter, who was also a scientist, arrived back from working in China while I was being plugged in for a chemotherapy session.
He had brought with him cards and letters, as well as some amazing herbal suppositories, sent by my friends and science colleagues in China. The suppositories were sent to me as a cure for breast cancer. Despite the awfulness of the situation, we both had a good belly laugh, and I remember saying that if this was the treatment for breast cancer in China, then it was little wonder that Chinese women avoided getting the disease.

Those words echoed in my mind. Why didn't Chinese women in China get breast cancer? I had collaborated once with Chinese colleagues on a study of links between soil chemistry and disease, and I remembered some of the statistics.
The disease was virtually non-existent throughout the whole country. Only one in 10,000 women in China will die from it, compared to that terrible figure of one in 12 in Britain and the even grimmer average of one in 10 across most Western countries. It is not just a matter of China being a more rural country, with less urban pollution. In highly urbanized Hong Kong, the rate rises to 34 women in every 10,000 but still puts the West to shame.

The Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have similar rates. And remember, both cities were attacked with nuclear weapons, so in addition to the usual pollution-related cancers, one would also expect to find some radiation-related cases, too.
The conclusion we can draw from these statistics strikes you with some force. If a Western woman were to move to industrialized, irradiated Hiroshima, she would slash her risk of contracting breast cancer by half.

Obviously, this is absurd. It seemed obvious to me that some lifestyle factor not related to pollution, urbanization or the environment is seriously increasing the Western woman's chance of contracting breast cancer.
I then discovered that whatever causes the huge differences in breast cancer rates between oriental and Western countries, it isn't genetic.

Scientific research showed that when Chinese or Japanese people move to the West, within one or two generations their rates of breast cancer approach those of their host community.
The same thing happens when oriental people adopt a completely Western lifestyle in Hong Kong. In fact, the slang name for breast cancer in China translates as 'Rich Woman's Disease'. This is because, in China, only the better off can afford to eat what is termed ' Hong Kong food'.
The Chinese describe all Western food, including everything from ice cream and chocolate bars to spaghetti and feta cheese, as 'Hong Kong food', because of its availability in the former British colony and its scarcity, in the past, in mainland China.

So it made perfect sense to me that whatever was causing my breast cancer and the shockingly high incidence in this country generally, it was almost certainly something to do with our better-off, middle-class, Western lifestyle. There is an important point for men here, too. I have observed in my research that much of the data about prostate cancer leads to similar conclusions.

According to figures from the World Health Organization, the number of men contracting prostate cancer in rural China is negligible, only 0.5 men in every 100,000. In England, Scotland and Wales, however, this figure is 70 times higher. Like breast cancer, it is a middle-class disease that primarily attacks the wealthier and higher socio-economic groups ¨C, those that can afford to eat rich foods.

I remember saying to my husband, 'Come on Peter, you have just come back from China. What is it about the Chinese way of life that is so different?' Why don't they get breast cancer?' We decided to utilize our joint scientific backgrounds and approach it logically.

We examined scientific data that pointed us in the general direction of fats in diets. Researchers had discovered in the 1980s that only 14% of calories in the average Chinese diet were from fat, compared to almost 36% in the West.
But the diet I had been living on for years before I contracted breast cancer was very low in fat and high in fibre. Besides, I knew as a scientist that fat intake in adults has not been shown to increase risk for breast cancer in most investigations that have followed large groups of women for up to a dozen years.

Then one day something rather special happened. Peter and I have worked together so closely over the years that I am not sure which one of us first said: “The Chinese don't eat dairy produce!”
It is hard to explain to a non-scientist the sudden mental and emotional 'buzz' you get when you know you have had an important insight. It's as if you have had a lot of pieces of a jigsaw in your mind, and suddenly, in a few seconds, they all fall into place and the whole picture is clear.
Suddenly I recalled how many Chinese people were physically unable to tolerate milk, how the Chinese people I had worked with had always said that milk was only for babies, and how one of my close friends, who is of Chinese origin, always politely turned down the cheese course at dinner parties.
I knew of no Chinese people who lived a traditional Chinese life who ever used cow or other dairy food to feed their babies. The tradition was to use a wet nurse but never, ever, dairy products.
Culturally, the Chinese find our Western preoccupation with milk and milk products very strange. I remember entertaining a large delegation of Chinese scientists shortly after the ending of the Cultural Revolution in the 1980s.
On advice from the Foreign Office, we had asked the caterer to provide a pudding that contained a lot of ice cream. After inquiring what the pudding consisted of, all of the Chinese, including their interpreter, politely but firmly refused to eat it, and they could not be persuaded to change their minds. At the time we were all delighted and ate extra portions!
Milk, I discovered, is one of the most common causes of food allergies. Over 70% of the world's population are unable to digest the milk sugar – lactose, which has led nutritionists to believe that this is the normal condition for adults, not some sort of deficiency.
Perhaps nature is trying to tell us that we are eating the wrong food. Before I had breast cancer for the first time, I had eaten a lot of dairy produce, such as skimmed milk, low-fat cheese and yoghurt. I had used it as my main source of protein. I also ate cheap but lean minced beef, which I now realized was probably often ground-up dairy cow.
In order to cope with the chemotherapy I received for my fifth case of cancer, I had been eating organic yoghurts as a way of helping my digestive tract to recover and repopulate my gut with 'good' bacteria.
Recently, I discovered that way back in 1989 yoghurt had been implicated in ovarian cancer. Dr Daniel Cramer of Harvard University studied hundreds of women with ovarian cancer, and had them record in detail what they normally ate. Wish I'd been made aware of his findings when he had first discovered them.
Following Peter's and my insight into the Chinese diet, I decided to give up not just yoghurt but all dairy produce immediately. Cheese, butter, milk and yoghurt and anything else that contained dairy produce - it went down the sink or in the rubbish.
It is surprising how many products, including commercial soups, biscuits and cakes, contain some form of dairy produce. Even many proprietary brands of margarine marketed as soya, sunflower or olive oil spreads can contain dairy produce.
I therefore became an avid reader of the small print on food labels. Up to this point, I had been steadfastly measuring the progress of my fifth cancerous lump with callipers and plotting the results. Despite all the encouraging comments and positive feedback from my doctors and nurses, my own precise observations told me the bitter truth.
My first chemotherapy sessions had produced no effect - the lump was still the same size. Then I eliminated dairy products. Within days, the lump started to shrink!
About two weeks after my second chemotherapy session and one week after giving up dairy produce, the lump in my neck started to itch. Then it began to soften and to reduce in size. The line on the graph, which had shown no change, was now pointing downwards as the tumour got smaller and smaller.
And, very significantly, I noted that instead of declining exponentially (a graceful curve) as cancer is meant to do, the tumour's decrease in size was plotted on a straight line heading off the bottom of the graph, indicating a cure, not suppression (or remission) of the tumour.
One Saturday afternoon after about six weeks of excluding all dairy produce from my diet, I practised an hour of meditation then felt for what was left of the lump. I couldn't find it. Yet I was very experienced at detecting cancerous lumps - I had discovered all five cancers on my own. I went downstairs and asked my husband to feel my neck. He could not find any trace of the lump either.
On the following Thursday I was due to be seen by my cancer specialist at Charing Cross Hospital in London. He examined me thoroughly, especially my neck where the tumour had been. He was initially bemused and then delighted as he said, 'I cannot find it.'
None of my doctors, it appeared, had expected someone with my type and stage of cancer (which had clearly spread to the lymph system) to survive, let alone be so hale and hearty.
My specialist was as overjoyed as I was. When I first discussed my ideas with him he was understandably skeptical. But I understand that he now uses maps showing cancer portality in China in his lectures, and recommends a non-dairy diet to his cancer patients.
I now believe that the link between dairy produce and breast cancer is similar to the link between smoking and lung cancer. I believe that identifying the link between breast cancer and dairy produce, and then developing a diet specifically targeted at maintaining the health of my breast and hormone system, cured me.
It was difficult for me, as it may be for you, to accept that a substance as 'natural' as milk might have such ominous health implications. But I am a living proof that it works and, starting from tomorrow, I shall reveal the secrets of my revolutionary action plan.
Summary:-
Only One in 10,000 women in China will die from Breast Cancer.
The Chinese do not eat much dairy produce!
Observation: Elimination of Dairy Products caused the Cancerous lump to shrink within days

Extracted from “Your Life in Your Hands” by Professor Jane Plant.